Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Tweets Tuesday (20)

Resurrecting some tweets from the past weeks:

My phone keeps auto-correcting anything that starts with an "A" to ass or asses, 
what is it trying to tell me? lol
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This day will never come again, make it count!
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I got like 5 emails to grow my penis, 
I wonder how long that will take... me being a girl and all 0_o
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I'm treating you as my friend- asking you to share my current minuses- 
in the hope I can ask you to share my future pluses.~ K. Mansfield
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Writing is easy. All you do is stare at a blank sheet of paper until 
drops of blood form on your forehead. ~ Gene Fowler


  1. Ha. Well might as well give it the college try.

    Also The K. Mansfield one is awesome.

  2. LOL, isn't auto-correct fun? The middle one cracked me up too.

    1. Auto correct... I think my phone was calling me one o_0

  3. Hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing! My husband has been trying to use a voice to text option on his phone while driving. Once, his "sixth" street turned into "sexy" street when he was trying to text directions. Voice to text is dangerously funny.