H is for Hushtory. Defined as something left in the past that you do not speak of. Example:
You know that thing you did, way back when? Probably in college. You and your friend(s) did some stuff you’re not entirely proud of. Or maybe you are proud (wink, wink) but don’t think it would be wise to share. Well, that. You guys decided to keep it hush and in the past. So you little naughty person, you . . . have your own hushtory.
*S.K.’s original. Tell me yours, I’ll tell you mine (not!).