I is for Ish-aholic. Defined as obsession with “ish." Example:
Hi, my name is S.K. (sort-of-ish) and I’m an Ish-aholic. On occasional occasions I go right ahead and ish the end of a word. Like when I’m hungry-ish, tired-ish, or done-ish with my MS. It’s just an easier and faster way of saying I’m not too hungry but I could eat, or I’m a little tired but not enough to go to bed, or just a way to tell you I’ve made a whole lotta progress with my MS but I’m not content enough to say it’s finished. Who wants to hear all that? One tiny little addition to a word makes it short, sweet, and to the point. Therefore I like my ish . . . I know there is a joke in here somewhere, but we’ll leave it at that.
*S.K.’s original. Kind-of-ish.