R is for Rejavu. Defined as a repeated déjà vu. Example:
Okay, so I can physically feel you judging me. Like what? Am I pushing this idea too far? Or you think now that I reached the letter “R” I’m too tired. Well, NO.
No, I say.
Come on! You’ve probably seen The Matrix, right? Well, there could be a Matrix within the Matrix (oooooh!). Hear me out . . . you could be walking into that building and see the black cat. You’d naturally say, “Ooh, look! A black cat!” And so on you go, and you see it again. “Hmm . . . Déjà vu.” You then carry on, because why not? And there it is again. This is when you say to yourself, “Holy macaroni, Rejavu!” And don’t worry, you can keep the spelling simple with no extra accents or headaches. There, not that crazy after all. Huh? Huh? Umm, okay, don’t answer that.
*S.K.’s original. I’m not sure I care what you think. I like it. Boom.