W is for Wrosers. Stands for loser writer. Calm down . . . I’m not calling you names. Just read the example:
Tips on how to become a Wroser:
1- When you feel a writer’s block coming on, embrace it.
2- If you feel like giving up, do it.
3- Go ahead and think you’re the best thing since sliced bread. And shout it across all social media available to you, especially if you haven’t published any books yet.
4- Hate reading.
5- Let fear win and never write again.
Don’t want to become a loser writer? Follow the complete opposite of the tips, and you’ll be fine. Pinky swear.
*S.K.’s original term. I’m working on the 5th tip. The opposite, that is.