Z is for Zoommary. As in zooming through a summary of . . . wait for it . . . my A to Z challenge words. Yikes, read slowly and try to catch up, will ya? Here it is:
“Hey, Kev. Is that a list you’re working on?”
“Oh, come on. Don’t call Nick that just because he doesn’t get your you-isms.”
“Annie, they were standard texts words. Besides, that had nothing to do with it. He gave up on writing that report on O-riosity, he lost the bet and is now backing out. It’s so notriffic.”
“Just keep it a hushtory, will you? He’s productive-er when you don’t have him twitchilating over your U-no-y’s and your slang.”
“Okay, miss ish-aholic. Just because you’ve been kinetisized and are an extra-oldinary chick doesn’t make you Elftastic or cool. Let me mess with him or I’ll share some your momfessions with him.”
“Oh yeah, Kev? Like what?”
“Like the fact that you kinda do like to be feetckled, or that you take justcations whenever he’s going on and on about your cluttivating.”
“Two can play this game. How’s your queentacular girlfriend? Her leaving you to become a selfologist while still doing some x-pionage on you was a bit creepy. I can’t believe she wants to be diamoned to you with your vowllergy.”
“I’m just doing a zoomary of all her craziness. Whatever, if she wants to marry such a lowmantic that’s her problem. But you, marrying her? Come on, U-no-Y you shouldn’t.”
*Umm, Sorry guys. That was painful even for me. But if it matters, zoommary is an S.K.’s original.
** Static and Kinetic characters. They would never say these things.
***I’m going away today on vacation, so I’ll catch up on comments when I get back.
OMG I survived my first A to Z challenge. Sorry for any pain I caused your brain.