Thursday, February 18, 2016

On Being a Housewife . . .

So there's this blog . . . 

It's called The Really Real Housewives of America. It has some of my favorite ladies in the blogging world and they post about REAL wifey stuff! Guys! You have to check it out! This group of authors-mommies-wives are so cute and smart and funny! And to prove how cool they are, they even had me over as a host this week. 

Say whaaaaahhhhh? 

Well yes, that's what I said, too. And speaking of saying stuff . . . you know how they say, 
“If somebody offers you an amazing opportunity but you are not sure you can do it, say yes – then learn how to do it later!”? That's what I did. These ladies had no clue I had no clue how to be a proper housewife. But, hey, I faked it like any other housewife would. About knowledge on house stuff that is O_O. Ahem. 

On Monday, in a post titled "I Don't Need To Clean My House", I talk about, well, not cleaning. And I give some tips on how to do just that. Or not to do. Whatever. Go read it before  you judge me, though ;)

On Wednesday, I shared one of my favorite healthy pizza recipes. A "Chicken CRUST Pizza" (I love pizza!) anyway, the crust is made out of chicken! Perfect for high protein dieters. It's easy and delicious, I promise! 

And tomorrow . . . umm, I went back in time to the 50's in search of marriage advice. Oh boy! I'm not sure that was a good thing. Just be sure to check out "How to Have a Happy Marriage . . . the RETRO Way!"  for yourself. You'll laugh your butt off, because honestly? Stuff like "Your husband is the boss of you" and "put a nice ribbon in you hair for when he comes home from work" is just too darn hilarious!

So there you have it! If not for me, at least give this blog a shot! You'll instantly have access to tons of tips and advice! You're welcome :P


  1. I checked it out, the blog is so cute!! can't wait to see more from it. Also love your new header! adorable!

  2. It was so awesome having you over!! Now, I need to catch up on those posts. I was out of town for the pizza!

  3. That chicken pizza looked delicious. I don't seem to be able to eat pizza anymore. Acid reflux. Woe is I.


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  5. Will check out the blog. The chicken pizza sounds delicious and the marriage advice hilarious.

  6. Your post are so cute. Yes chicken pizza did sound delicious I have passed it on to a friend who is doing the Atkins Diet, she will love it.
    Juneta @ Writer's Gambit

  7. Headed over, those posts sound great!

  8. Haha, sounds like fun! I'm not much of a housewife, either...but it sounds like this is a tongue-in-cheek take on it.

  9. As a male housewife I can relate to all of these a bit more than I'd care to. And speaking of being a male housewife, I bet I'm making whoever wrote those 'how to have a happy marriage' tips spin in his grave.

  10. Sounds like fun. I will have to go check them out.

  11. Great post - sounds like a hoot. I'll check it out. Have a great week!